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arr_storyTitles[1] = "Blair tells Iraq Inquiry :'' I don't regret going to war but I do regret inviting Flintoff to Number 10. That carpet was ruined.''";
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arr_storyTitles[2] = "Calls for ban on 0898 ' Umpire Chat Lines '' after lonely Leeds woman runs up £16,000 telephone bill querying LBW decision.";
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arr_storyTitles[3] = "Newly retired Lord's laundry manageress has seen '' just about everything lint-wise .''";
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arr_storyTitles[4] = "Judge finds suicidal woman who tried to open an aircraft door at 32,000 ft not guilty: "I'd have done the same thing if I had to sit next to Dickie Bird for thirteen hours."";
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arr_storyTitles[5] = "Government decision to support Taleban incentives horrifies Middlesex league scorer 'Dot' Burrows: "If they ban TV I'll emigrate ."";
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arr_storyTitles[6] = "CORRECTION : Warren Beatty bedded 12,775 women ,  not Gareth Batty.";
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arr_storyTitles[7] = "Samit Patel tells of England confusion : ' I thought the selectors told me to get fatter , so I did. Apparently they said ' fitter.'";
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arr_storyTitles[8] = "Lancashire sign Prince . Jim Cumbes : '' Tonight we're going to party like it's 99 for 9.''";
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arr_storyTitles[9] = "MCC boss states that Lords will never sell its name but next season  Shaun Udal will be known as ' Mr Pot Noodle'";
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