Win an Ocean
Own 15% of the earth’s surface. Terms and conditions apply.
www.hoggshirescratchcards.com
Injured by a gastropod ?
Has a slug or snail caused you a personal injury ? No win no fee
http://www.manandmollusc.net/advanced_introduction/gastropod_taxonomy_1.html
New LP: Umpire Hum Along
Umpires Redfern Quigg and friends will hum their way into your heart: Let's Get Physical, Tonight's the Night, Lost in France, Fame, and many more.
www.humpires.com
Scared of owls?
Secrets of owl removal revealed. An owl-free life can be yours.
http://thecreationmuseum.org/
Shirt Exchange Swap Shop
Only own one shirt but want to get a job as newsreader and attract women who like shirts? Our members swap shirts up to 20 times a day.
www.shirtswappers.com
Beehive Smuggling
Want to take your hive on tour? Let Beehide take the risk for you.
www.beehide.com
Spare Doors World
Think ahead! Get a spare house door in time for summer. New to Hoggshire Retail Park.
www.rainy-day-doors.com
Erasoclean
Over did things on the weekend? Erasoclean will wipe your cat's memory in minutes
www.erasoclean.com