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Cheap Condiments

Salvation Army and ex-hospital delicacies. Perfect for umpires.

www.savedfromtheplate.com

Just an Hour

Six regional umpires compete daily in a new radio quiz. Can they speak for an hour about their most recent hospital stay without saying “terrible”?

www.hoggshireFM/justanhour.com

Injured by a gastropod ?

Has a slug or snail caused you a personal injury ? No win no fee

http://www.manandmollusc.net/advanced_introduction/gastropod_taxonomy_1.html

Shirt Exchange Swap Shop

Only own one shirt but want to get a job as newsreader and attract women who like shirts? Our members swap shirts up to 20 times a day.

www.shirtswappers.com

Bedroom Statues

Liven up your bedchamber with a life size MCC steward, umpire, or tea-lady.

www.laceandmasonry.com

New Musical: Umpire Overboard

An umpire with asperger syndrome spends his winters staring at a floating restaurant.

www.hoggshireplayers.com/umpireoverboard

Scared of owls?

Secrets of owl removal revealed. An owl-free life can be yours.

http://thecreationmuseum.org/

Hoggshire Coconut Museum

A great day out for all the family. You'd be nuts not to come.

http://www.coconutresearchcenter.org/