News

Nightmare for family as umpire comes to stay

Young Toby Harrison's unusual hobby brought a nightmare for his unsuspecting family as a friendless umpire took advantage.
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On this day in cricket, 24 May 1995

Dickie Bird attempts to ' break America ''

Recently retired umpire Harold '' Dickie'' Bird is following in the footsteps of legends such as The Beatles , The Rolling Stones and Freddie and The Dreamers by attempting to recreate his British success in America.

Bird begins a 30 date speaking tour tonight in Chicago , which will culminate in an open air show at New York's 60,000 capacity Shea Stadium.

After the runaway success of his autobiography the former test umpire thinks the time is right for an assault on American audiences.

'' It's time to spread my wings across the pond and bring a bit of Barnsley to the States.''

Bird is not the first umpire to try to break America .The first British Umpire Invasion in 1966 saw millions of Americans flock to concert halls all over the States to see the likes of Jack Crapp , Syd Buller and Charlie Elliott .



Opinion

Pleasure and frustration: a weekend at the Umpire Inn

The first hotel in the world to cater specifically to the needs of cricket umpires has received mixed reviews from a group of elite umpires.

News

Cricket official couldn’t stop freak accident

A Hoggshire League cricket official has defended his decision to leave his wife in a dangerous situation.

News

Rule change ends 125 years of cricket history

Hoggshire league side Plague Moor are changing a club rule that has stood for over 125 years. But not everyone is happy about it.

News

Veteran cricket umpire interrogated

A sixty-seven year-old cricket umpire became the focus of an intense investigation when he claimed he could milk cats.

Features

Marriage, me, and the RSPB

He was the golden boy of Hoggshire cricket at a time when regional greats abounded. These days Boris Gripper is a recovering addict in a viewless room at Green Fountain Sanatorium.

News

Umpire's ordeal is "no joke"

"It was a funny old day" for Hoggshire league umpire 'Boring' Norman Makepiece. A bizarre sequence of events left him questioning his sanity ... but even worse news was to follow. However, in a PDCC exclusive, we ask: is it all a terrible misunderstanding?
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